"i'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind"
mum: can you-
me: *groans for 17 hours*
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
all boobs are good boobs
all stomachs are good stomachs
all thighs are good thighs
all bodies are good bodies
yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it
Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure